What kind of complete waste of flesh does not like ice cream. Being lactose intolerant is fine, you have my deepest sympathy. But if you are a functioning normal human being and you don't like ice cream...well...i don't like you, in fact i just might DISlike you.
Cabots in newton pretty much looks like a diner but bigger. Bigger than a diner, smaller than a friendlys or one of those dumb places. They offer a variety of appetizers,burgers,sandwiches, and even omlettes! But their giant ice cream selection is their strongest point.
Service is completely mediocre, not bad at all, but the servers were kinda stand off-ish...pussies.
The apps aren't anything to brag about, the typical shit you could pretty much buy at a store and throw it in the oven for 20 minutes and call it a night. However the nachos are pretty dece. Nachos rule.
Hmmm...what to get for the meal...Grilled rueben,baked mac and cheese,sheppards pie...burger varieties out the ying yang.
ALL AMERICAN GRILLED CHEESE. Just the name of the dish grabs you by the nuts and slaps you in the face yelling "eat me ya prick!"
So i order that.
"Hey Patches Pinner Kowalski, what the h is an all american grilled cheese?" you might be asking, and im glad to answer.
It is a grilled cheese sandwich, grilled to perfect with yellow cheddar cheese...with....a....fucking...burger...cooked...right...in...the...middle...of...that...fucker...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!??!?! WHY HAS THIS NOT BEEN DONE BEFORE!?!?
My only regret with this burger is not asking for some bacon with it. That would've been fucking incredible!
So ok, so far we got
Service=meh
app=meh
FUCKING ALL AMERICAN GRILLED CHEESE= calling this anything less than fucking awesome makes you a dummy.
Ok....dessert...i cant even begin to describe how many different options,flavors,toppings,all that shit you have to choose from. So, I'll just stick to the one I got that t0ta11y r0013d.
S'mores sundae.
Hmmm how do u make a smores sundae?
Well you take a sundae dish, line that fucker(i mean like a half an inch worth) with hot fudge,take graham cracker crumbs and cover the now hot fudge lined glass with it. Already this sombitch is great. Couple two-tree scoops of vanilla ice cream, followed by more hot fudge and more graham crackers,and cover that with some fuckin marshmellow...are you joking me.
Pretty Much all i can say about cabots is...do it...the only downfall is its in newton and they like give dirty looks to people just because they have a pantera shirt on and might "resemble" a skinhead...whatta buncha cunts.
But yeah check it out. That smores sundae is like an authentic smore like when you used to go camping, but instead of the wierd uncle you have to share a tent with,its got ice cream! YAY!
Cabots Ice Cream and Restaurant
743 Washington Street
Newtonville MA 02460
Rock over london, rock on chicago.
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ok.. questions.
is it a far walk to newton?
also.
have you ever heard of a patty melt patches? it's basically a grilled cheese w/ a burger tucked into it..
ok joke time..
Q. Why do they call Newton the "Garden City"?
A. Because there's a Rosenblum on every street.
where are you coming from?
not really t accesible so pretty much a drive only option. Though im not to familiar with the bus lines that run through newton so there might be a chance you could catch one that goes nearby.
Where can i find these patty melt patches? Its not like any of that frozen pre-made garbage is it? because my trained taste buds simply wont have it...the burger/grilled cheese combo is something i never heard of until i went to Cabots. The idea is absolutely brilliant if you ask me and i will have as many as i can eat from as many places as i can find that serves them.
I think its spelled Rose in bloom.
Couple typos, no biggie though.
JK
i like jokes.
patty melt, "patches". you n00b
Ill n00b ya face punk!
"Anti-semite!" (face punch)
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