Frank's Steakhouse, a peek behind the clever name

Frank's steakhouse in North Cambridge. Even writing those words leaves a good taste in my mouth. Myself and one Ninja Death Fork have gone there I'd say close to ten times now, and honestly each time is better than the last. If you are looking for fucking awesome pieces of cooked red meat, good service, and a few beers for a completely reasonable price, then turn off the Colbert report (quoting Steve Colbert doesn't make you smart you fucking clown) get in your car and get the fuck to franks in north Cambridge now. I'll give ya the virtual experience.
NDF (ninja death fork) and i walk on in the this lovely establishment. The hostess is not at her station at the moment, but alas this is not a bad thing by any means! Because now we have the chance to appreciate the decor. Walls covered in pictures of local celebrities...Holy Shit! Is that an autographed picture of Lyndon Byers of the Boston Bruins? NICE! And Lenny Clark! HAHA! Man that dudes funny as hell! Take time to appreciate the wood panelling, it looks fucking righteous. Oh nice we can sit anywhere? Table at the bar for 2 plz! KTHNX!
Wow that bar set up is great. It looks like a bar setup on a cruise ship or something...fuckin a. TV's everywhere playing different sporting events. This is the type of place you can get dressed to the 9's and go there with a date. Or just throw on some jeans with your bff (Mine=Ninja death Fork of course!) and appreciate the finer things. The Italian dudes next to us,no lie, are all wearing sweatpants. Shit, one of them as a shirt with a six pack of brews on his stomach that says 'six pack abs' HOLY SHIT where do u find this stuff??
I wonder if anyone ever plays that piano in corner?
Should i play keno?
The fact that i CAN play keno at a steak house probably means i should.
Ok so we order 2 Budweiser's, and i cant wait, a nice cold Budweiser with steak is just what the doct....what the...She brought us fucking frosted glasses! SO GOOD! Nothing like a fucking ice cold bud huh guys?
Appetizers. Pretty standard appetizer selection. Everything from a basket of garlic bread, to buffalo wings, to nachos, to shrimp cocktail. We were thinking potato skins...but that onion ring loaf sounds far too enticing, we'll grab that. Our server notices our glasses are just less than half full. She brings us 2 fresh buds without having to ask if we needed any and proceeds to take our order. They have the usual burger,chicken,soup,and salad selection. But we came for the goods. Steaks. Imagine a world without steak? FUCK THAT WORLD KHED!
For steaks they have a good enough selection to keep you scratching your head as to what to get this time. I go with the FRANK'S FAMOUS NY SIZZLER SIRLOIN 14 OZ. Boneless, Served 'Smokin' on A Cast Iron Skillet. Now i usually get my steak medium rare, but since this comes out STILL FUCKING COOKING ON A CAST IRON SKILLET! (AMAZING!) I'll order it rare. NDF orders the King Cut Prime rib. Nice one bro!
I give our appetizer,the onion loaf, a B-. Its a pretty cool idea. They just take the onion rings in cook them in a loaf pan so it comes out all loafy. Pretty good but the rings are a bit too soggy...but still good.
Holy fuck this steak is awesome. You remember what getting your first blowj was like? So good. Thats what it tastes like. Imagine you are in a constant state of getting a sweet blowj for the first time,boobs in your face, and you are watching the fight between Rocky Balboa and that commie prick Ivan Drago. If you could somehow scientifically transfer the amazingness of that scenario to a food item, it would most likely be the steak I'm eating now.
In closing.
Place rules. Its that simple. Awesome service, our beer glasses were never empty at any point of the night, food came out piping hot,place looks cool as hell,and the food is fucking awesome.
For a good night out i recommend calling your lady, your buddy, or go by yourself! Frank's Steakhouse, gets some brews, gets some tater skins, get the fucking Franks Famous Sizzler, and call it a night.
You will not be let down.
Place rules.
Pinner Out!

Frank's Steakhouse
2310 Mass Ave.
Cambridge, Mass